Joke of the day, Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman had coffee.

The first man tells his friends, "My son is
a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.
When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth man then says, "My son is the
Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her
coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,
slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

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